Tag: stuff
group name: soundingboard
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January 29, 2008 08:38 AM EST --
Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor:
"Make me one with everything."
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December 22, 2007 09:27 PM EST --
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director :
How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said . . . more
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January 05, 2008 02:10 AM EST --
Escaped Midget!
What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail?
A small medium at large!
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January 14, 2008 10:31 AM EST --
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I . . . more
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January 18, 2008 08:43 AM EST --
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man . . . more
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January 05, 2008 02:37 PM EST --
Fred and Mary got married, but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny , Fred's little brother, . . . more
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January 06, 2008 02:11 PM EST --
Smoking Hot older ladies in the rain;
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, . . . more
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January 08, 2008 12:23 AM EST --
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first . . . more
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January 08, 2008 10:41 AM EST --
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly . . . more
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January 09, 2008 01:42 AM EST --
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous woman eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and . . . more
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January 27, 2008 01:24 AM EST --
"Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.".. -- George S. Kaufman
"Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you"... -- Mae West
"I . . . more
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February 05, 2008 09:39 AM EST --
While walking down the street one day, a US senator is hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
'Welcome to heaven,' says St . . . more
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December 13, 2007 09:59 AM EST --
Julie, I wanted you to start laughing and stop crying so hopefully this will do the trick!
Plus Ceena, gave me a funny and made me think I needed to put one here also!
Beer Brothers . . . more
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December 15, 2007 05:16 PM EST --
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with . . . more
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December 17, 2007 10:15 PM EST --
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane"
Comedian Steven Wright
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December 18, 2007 09:44 AM EST --
A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, "What the hell are you doing?"
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January 05, 2008 08:02 PM EST --
A woman announces to herfriend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hopeyou don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate . . . more
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January 06, 2008 12:57 AM EST --
I used my Gather given $50.00 Gift card tonight. Mostly in the bargain books section where I love to browse. It is so funny sometimes that the books that were $20 or more just months ago are now there . . . more
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January 18, 2008 10:38 PM EST --
I got this in an e-mail today at work. Being slightly over 30 I think it is very funny and I think that all of you that are also slightly over 30 will appreciate it too;
When I was a . . . more
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December 21, 2007 11:10 PM EST --
Rogaine and Viagra
What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?
Hair that stands straight up on your head!
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